{"id":326,"date":"2012-01-28T19:41:42","date_gmt":"2012-01-29T00:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/?p=326"},"modified":"2019-03-19T13:55:37","modified_gmt":"2019-03-19T17:55:37","slug":"classic-fuckery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/?p=326","title":{"rendered":"Classic Fuckery"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was going through some old chat logs from November 2008 when I found this little gem…<\/p>\n

<@Bakamoichigei> Real men play 2d fighters on the NEO-GEO! ;o
\n<ogopogo> i OWN a fucking neo-geo
\n<ogopogo> let’s see you do as much :3
\n<@Bakamoichigei> I own TWELVE.
\n<@Bakamoichigei> You just got served.
\n<ogopogo> riiight?
\n<@Bakamoichigei> http:\/\/media.giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/blog\/2008-10\/images\/boardmv1b.jpg<\/a>
\n<@Bakamoichigei> http:\/\/media.giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/blog\/2008-10\/images\/boardmv1c.jpg<\/a>
\n<@Bakamoichigei> http:\/\/media.giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/blog\/2008-10\/images\/boardmv2fa.jpg<\/a>
\n<@Bakamoichigei> http:\/\/media.giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/blog\/2008-10\/images\/boardlot1.jpg<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It’s not like I need HELP with my fuckery, but when someone gives me such a perfect setup, my typical automatic schadenfreude is elevated to what I can only describe as sheer predatory glee. \u00c2\u00a0CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was going through some old chat logs from November 2008 when I found this little gem… <@Bakamoichigei> Real men play 2d fighters on the NEO-GEO! ;o <ogopogo> i OWN a fucking neo-geo <ogopogo> let’s see you do as much :3 <@Bakamoichigei> I own TWELVE. <@Bakamoichigei> You just got served. <ogopogo> riiight? <@Bakamoichigei> http:\/\/media.giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/blog\/2008-10\/images\/boardmv1b.jpg <@Bakamoichigei> […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[32,33],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagposts","tag-baka-brings-the-funny","tag-irc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}