{"id":528,"date":"2009-12-28T14:38:34","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T19:38:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/?p=528"},"modified":"2020-07-29T18:41:05","modified_gmt":"2020-07-29T22:41:05","slug":"archived-quantum-terrorism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/?p=528","title":{"rendered":"Quantum Terrorism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What it is I could have possibly said to elicit this, I do not know. Perhaps Swift knows me too well, but a question was posed that led to all manner of hilarity.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>[12.28\/12.41.24] &lt;+Swift&gt; What manner of dastardly plan are you concocting, you?<br \/>\n[12.28\/12.41.36] &lt;@Bakamoichigei&gt; Who? Me?<br \/>\n[12.28\/12.41.37] &lt;@Bakamoichigei&gt; :3<br \/>\n[12.28\/12.41.43] &lt;+Swift&gt; Yes.<br \/>\n[12.28\/12.41.44] &lt;@Bakamoichigei&gt; I concoct no plans.<br \/>\n[12.28\/12.42.10] &lt;@Bakamoichigei&gt; We all know that my acts of global terrorism are wholly spontaneous.<br \/>\n[12.28\/12.42.26] &lt;+Swift&gt; lol<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And now for the inevitable, random, and yet somehow totally epic interruption by Shin_Getter\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <i>(With spelling corrections for those who can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t translate shinglish.)<\/i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>[12.28\/12.50.19] &lt;Shin_Getter&gt; the truth is Baka resides in an indeterminate state of terrorism at all times, in which all possible terrorist acts coexist simultaneously, and mere mortals are only capable of witnessing one possible result of Baka\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s rampage as their feeble powers of observation can only observe one possible superposition of the outcome<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This resulted in Swift scribbling a quick and hilarious <a href=\"http:\/\/media.giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/blog\/2009-12\/images\/bakaterrorism.jpg\">4koma<\/a>. Now all we need is an audio clip of what Shin wrote in a Hawking-esque synth voice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What it is I could have possibly said to elicit this, I do not know. Perhaps Swift knows me too well, but a question was posed that led to all manner of hilarity. [12.28\/12.41.24] &lt;+Swift&gt; What manner of dastardly plan are you concocting, you? [12.28\/12.41.36] &lt;@Bakamoichigei&gt; Who? Me? [12.28\/12.41.37] &lt;@Bakamoichigei&gt; :3 [12.28\/12.41.43] &lt;+Swift&gt; Yes. [12.28\/12.41.44] [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[17,32,37,38,29],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagposts","tag-archived-post","tag-baka-brings-the-funny","tag-baka-vs-the-world","tag-random-randomness","tag-swift-and-baka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}