{"id":799,"date":"2022-03-11T15:08:26","date_gmt":"2022-03-11T20:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/?p=799"},"modified":"2022-03-11T15:08:26","modified_gmt":"2022-03-11T20:08:26","slug":"its-your-birthday-yet-its-me-who-feels-older","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/?p=799","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s your birthday, yet it&#8217;s me who feels older."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, the original &#8216;Giant Pachinko Machine of Doom&#8217; blog went online on this day in 2004. That would make the GPMoD 18 years old today.  Holy shit. What? How? <em>I don&#8217;t even.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t really have anything to say right now, but the site will be making a comeback in the near future.  COUNT ON IT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, the original &#8216;Giant Pachinko Machine of Doom&#8217; blog went online on this day in 2004. That would make the GPMoD 18 years old today. Holy shit. What? How? I don&#8217;t even. I don&#8217;t really have anything to say right now, but the site will be making a comeback in the near future. COUNT ON [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagposts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}