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Classic Fuckery

I was going through some old chat logs from November 2008 when I found this little gem… <@Baka-chan> Real men play 2d fighters on the NEO-GEO! ;o <ogopogo> i OWN a fucking neo-geo <ogopogo> let’s see you do as much :3 <@Baka-chan> I own TWELVE. <@Baka-chan> You just got served. <ogopogo> riiight? <@Baka-chan> http://media.giantpachinkomachineofdoom.com/blog/2008-10/images/boardmv1b.jpg <@Baka-chan> […]


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Why Steins;Gate is about me

I have come to the conclusion that someone at nitro+ must know me somehow, because the Steins;Gate characters of Okabe Rintarou and Hashida Itaru seem to be based on different aspects of my personality. Not only that, but there are also central plot elements, and some supporting character traits that seem to come from my […]


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New Vectors! – METAL SLUG

Decided it was finally time to put my Metal Slug games in Shockboxes, so I was going to need the logos! What can I say?  I’m very good at this.


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PlayStation Network – When something just *works*.

Until today, the last time I used PSN was in 2008, when I purchased flOw for my PSP, and downloaded the Wipeout Pulse demo.  The day before yesterday, I took the small bit of money I’d set aside to get myself something for my birthday (Money separate from my fundraising efforts, obviously.  I’m not THAT […]


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Bakachan and IRC; Equal Measures Villainy and Comedy

I have been known to make sport of people on IRC, it’s one of my pastimes.  But usually someone has to catch my attention to be targeted. Let’s talk about one of my pet peeves: Away messages and notifications.  Seriously.  It makes sense if you’re a channel regular, or staff, or really anyone people give […]


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Steve Jobs – So Long, And Thanks for All The Macs.

My first computer was an Apple II, my first modern ‘Personal Computer’ was a Macintosh 512k. I was a Mac before it was hip. I was a Mac before there was a PC.  (I was a Mac before many of you were BORN.) I went over to PCs around the time Windows 95 came out, […]


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Package Shenanigans

Man, sometimes I just don’t know… With the last of the generous investment from dovac, I ordered some electronic components from a Chinese eBay store.  I do this a lot, with no issues.  In fact, I’d done it two other times in the previous weeks.  This time, the wheels came off the wagon. Acceptance, September […]


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A New Challenger Appears!

Once again, a comic has spawned from my crazy head and Swift‘s pen. Just some quick background since this is like half a dozen inside jokes crammed together into a superdense lolularity…  EvilLinkz is obsessed with some girl on NicoNicoLive we refer to as ‘the webcam goddess’.  The geese thing comes from Liru, who attends […]


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About ‘Archived’ Posts

Posts with titles that start with ‘Archived:’, or basically anything before March 2011, is from the old blog.  Pretty simple, really.  I kept the original timestamps.  Back to your regularly-scheduled blaggening!


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Some Kind of Future Space World…

It feels good when technology just works.  Back in February, I bought a real goddamn RAID card, five 2TB hard drives, and a tray-less 3-to-5 SATA2 hot swap bay enclosure. Then, last week, my RAID card made a horrible shrieking alarm sound that made me think the apartment was on fire.  Turned out it was […]


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